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1000Orgasms |
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1000Orgasms is not the attempt to kill a pornstar by giving them too many orgasms, so please don’t get too worried! No, this site has set out to try and hand out orgasms to 1000 different amateur girls, one week at a time.
All of the orgasms dealt out on 1000Orgasms will be done so using the Sybian machine, which will be controlled either by a future or past model – or even you, if you fancy making a girl cum, albeit indirectly!
1000Orgasms $29.95 / 30 days
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8.5 / 10
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| Content Quality |
8.8 / 10 |
| Content Quantity |
7.3 / 10 |
| Exclusive Content |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download Speed |
3.8 / 05 |
| Navigation |
8.7 / 10 |
| Price / Value |
9.0 / 10
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Review
Scoring Criteria
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Initial Review : Aug 20, 2006
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Content |
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1000Orgasms features around 40 updates, all of which feature video sets and photo galleries, with all photos displaying at 531x800.
Videos are available to stream or download in WMV and MPEG formats, with a highest quality version for most videos of 320x240 (700kbps). Updates are supposed to be weekly but seem to be a bit less than that
Now, my maths is pretty strong, and my calculations report to me that if 1000Orgasms achieves its claim of giving 1000 amateur girls an orgasm at a rate of one per week that they will complete their aim in around about 2026.
Now my memory struggles to remember what I was doing 20 minutes ago, so someone is going to have to remind me to check back 20 years from now to see if they have indeed achieved their aim. Still, it as at least an original idea and puts the site across as having a long-term plan!
1000Orgasms takes control of that Sybian machine, which always seems to send the girls using it, into fits of orgasmic pleasure within two minutes flat (I thought Jezebelle Bond was going to die when I saw her using one once) and uses it to very good effect.
This site is fully aware of the potential repetition of asking all the girls to use it, and so the idea of getting someone else to control the speeds and intensity is a great one as far as I’m concerned.
By the way, look out for cameo appearances by Extreme Holly, the star of one of the top-rated sites, who steals the show by using a double attachment during her ride!
Bonus content comes in the form of some live cams, and access to 13 other sites, almost all of which are other sites in the Triple X Cash collection. |
User
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1000Orgasms has a decent enough navigation that probably just spreads its updates out a little too much. The separate sections for girls, photos and videos work well enough and there is some great information about each update provided.
The download speeds were decent enough, but the videos could have been perhaps of a higher definition than they are. Update information is good, but they aren’t often close to being weekly in nature. |
Conclusion |
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1000Orgasms has an interesting couple of ways of spinning a pretty simple concept and making it fairly unpredictable thanks to the idea of putting the control of these sex toys in the hands of outside performers.
It will be interesting to see if they ever do achieve their central goal, although a recent slow-down in updates suggests this may be rather unlikely. Nevertheless, this is still a very entertaining and fairly unusual solo masturbation site. |
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