AssSmoothie currently contains 35 videos and about 20 photo galleries too, with most of the photos here displaying at a size of 1000x750.
The videos are available in high definition WMV format at a size of 1440x1080 (3500kbps). Updates are weekly.
Okay, now who came up with THIS idea? Whoever it was I would like to meet he or she and shake them by the hand. Most people think that genius is developing some new scientific theory, but I rather think that it is coming up with a porn site like this.
But is AssSmoothie truly porn? I don’t know, maybe I’ll leaving that particular piece of theorising for a future blog entry. For now, let’s just analyse what we have here.
Yes, these girls really do mix up a smoothie, pour into their asses, give it a good mix, and then pour into a glass before devouring the lot. It’s probably not how nutritional experts would recommend you make yourself such a drink, but that’s the way these girls choose to do it.
It’s different, I’ll say that, and because there’s nothing quite like it around, I have nothing to compare it to in terms of whether the action is good or not! But, erm, the girls are hot!
AssSmoothie also gives you access to 18 other sites from this network, namely I Love You Celeste, I Love You Madison, I Love You Mya, I Love You Melanie and the rest of the sites from The Hardcore Network.
AssSmoothie is presented in as efficient a way as I could have asked for at this early stage.
The content gets separate photo and video sections, whilst update information was very good indeed and keeps you updated with what to expect in the near future.
The download speeds are average on the high definition videos, as you might expect, but they were actually rather reasonable across the board, I thought.
As far as gimmick sites are concerned,
AssSmoothie probably has the right ingredients for success. This is so different that it’s bound to find plenty of favour.
Is it hot? Or erotic? Or even porn? I don’t know, but one thing’s for sure is that fans of anal action will certainly find a breath of fresh air and originality here that they might not have expected to have ever seen!
AssSmoothie has the following subscription fees:-
$4.90 (2 days, recurring at $36.90 monthly)
$34.90 (1 month, recurring)
$78.90 (3 months, recurring)
$98.90 (6 months, recurring)
