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17 Jan 2007

The Nine Things Men Masturbate To

You know you want to.

The Feast reckons that there are nine things that men masturbate to. Recognise any familiar themes there?

I think they've covered the bases very well there, I must say. Erm, not that I have ever matsurbated of course. No, I'm a porn reviewer that has never masturbated. If you believe that then I'll tell you another one.

Obviously, point 4 is the most interesting one for me here. I mean, what does porn exist for except to masturbate to? Or does it? One has to wonder if there are a fair few sites and producers out there who are dead set against the thought of people out there whacking one out to their stuff.

For instance, I'd be willing to bet a fair bit of money that Abby Winters and MPL Studios are more interested in artistic reactions to their products rather than reactions of an altogether more 'liquid' nature, let's say.

But are these rules likely to be much different for women, or indeed for those who are not of a straight persuasion? I personally wouldn't imagine so. But it's nice to know that there are people out there who are prepared to do research into these types of things for us!

Posted by Steve 14:21:00