29 Feb 2008

Advice Columns

Careful, your wife might catch you looking at this!

"Dear Steve, please help me! I caught my husband looking at some porn yesterday on his laptop, and I don't know what to do! Should I divorce him, throw him out the house and burn everything he owns? Thank you, from Carol."

"Dear Carol. Seriously, you need to chill out. It's just porn. Your husband looking at porn doesn't mean he automatically hates you now and he's not going to start screwing other women. Why don't you pull your head out of your arse? Thank you, from Steve."

Don't you just hate advice columns? You wouldn't believe the amount of times that I've searched for stuff relating to porn on Google News and found articles not very similar to that which I made up above here.

I really can't comprehend, perhaps outside of relationships that have a religious grounding, the types of reaction to a husband looking at porn that you always seem to see. Or, they can go a different way.

The person writing in will say that they caught their husband looking at porn but they didn't mind that so much. But what they did mind was that he was looking at women having their faces covered in cum and they're worried he wants to do that to her.

Actually, it's the advice given back which is more annoying, usually doled out by some scabby old bag in her 50s who's not left the house in 13 years and wouldn't know a flaccid cock from a block of Cheddar cheese.

Like I say, I hate advice columns.

Posted by Steve 15:42:00