26 May 2007

So You Want To Be A Porn Star?

Do you look like her? Then you can be a porn star!

Ever harboured ambitions of being a porn star? Then why aren't you one already?

I'd say that quite a large percentage of porn sites that I review these days have a link somewhere on their pages advertising for new talent, models or porn stars. The utter dominance of so-called reality sites has probably contributed to this.

Of course, this is all well and good if you live in the States. But if you're living in Mozambique or the Falkland Islands then your chances of answering these ads successfully are considerably decreased from that of your average Texan.

For us Brits, the chances are hugely diminished. The managers of Top Bucks, who are always looking for new ass, aren't exactly likely to be sending a crew out to Middlesbrough or Saffron Walden, are they?

The solution? Make your own porn site. In fact, you don't even have to make a proper site. A lovely little site called Nerdpr0n is based around her Live Journal and isn't really a 'proper' site. Yet it's still quite good.

It's not difficult to make them these days, but it would be great if a server stepped forward and offered punters the chance to make their own porn site on their servers. Don't bother asking Geocities or Tripod. They are, respectively, a bit like the Mafia and completely shit.

Posted by Steve 11:31:00