23 Feb 2008

Beckham Porn?

This is really the Beckham I want to see in porn.

After yesterday's story about the latest celebrity to be involved in some porn shenanigans, the last thing I expected was for another celebrity-related porn story to be my next subject for this blog. But as it turns out....

....who would in turn have expected that particular subject to be none other than David Beckham. It's worth noting that the source for this story isn't the most reliable - useless British music magazine NME was where this titbit came from.

Apparently, rapper / TV star / porn producer Snoop Dogg (I'm presuming that's the name he's using at the moment) has invited Beckham to finance his next porn flick as they have become good friends since the footballer's move to Los Angeles.

It might seem an unlikely friendship, especially bearing in mind that his girly voice and complete lack of charisma make him about as far from a gangster rapper as you can get, but Beckham is quite the rap music fan.

The alliance seems unlikely in porn circles though, with Beckham doing all he can to pass himself off as a role model and spokesperson for practically evrey good cause he can possibly think of or comes across.

Nevertheless, I am quite enthused by the fact that Victoria is irritated by the entire situation. Anything that annoys her is alright with me. Fantastic nipples she may have, but that's about all she has going for her.

Posted by Steve 14:36:00