01 Jul 2009

Big Sausage PIzza Blowjobs

"What do you think of the new toppings?"

The trouble, I think, with specialist blowjob sites is that for them to work and appeal to their target audience, they need to be all blowjobs, all the time. But what can the cocksucking genre do to make their sites less repetitive and keep even the most ardent fans happy?

Well, Big Sausage Pizza was a good place to start in my quest for a blowjob site with a twist. Actually, the site is completely crazy. 173 different times now they have pulled the same stunt of having a guy delivering a pizza and doing the old 'cock through the bottom' trick.

All I will say is that it will serve them right if they suffer third degree mozzarella burns to their balls! But these hot porn actresses will at least get the chance to suck a cock that tastes a bit tastier than the normal large pieces of meat they have to consume!

The funny thing is that Big Sausage Pizza isn't even an out-and-out blowjob site, it's more of a reality site than anything else. What other specialist oral sex sites really hit the button without getting repetitive or boring and why do they work so well?

Of course, the main important thing you should see on them is a hot girl really chowing down on a fat dick. They need to be very good at sucking cock all the way through the site, with no let up. And they should very hot as well. Oh, and they'll need ti take a nasty facial.

Street Blowjobs seemed like a good place to start and was yet another corking site from those Reality Kings, with performers snatching outdoor blowjobs where and when they can. Or, at least they do sometimes. The problem is sometimes they do it indoors instead. Which kinda negates the point of the site!

Cherry Red Lips had the novel idea of girls trying to remove all their lipstick on a guy's cock during their blowjob videos. Surely a face cloth would do the job a lot more easily?

The fact is though that the totally whacked out antics of Big Sausage Pizza still shade it for me - although how they've kept this concept going for so long has to be some kind of genius achievement!

Posted by Steve 18:13:00