14 Nov 2009

Nature of the Breast

"Ahhh..The Sweet Smell of Melon" - Photo courtesy of Big Tit Bangers

I don't know the readers of this blog personally, but I can safely assume that your a fan of tits. What guy isn't a fan of them to some degree? There are guys who like small tits, big tits, fake tits and real tits. But, today I'm going to talk about my personal favorite, big tits. And to get my dose of big honking boobies I went to a site called Big Tit Bangers.

Now before I start rambling on and on about Big Tit Bangers, I would like to spend a few moments talking about breast themselves. There is some biological imperative within every guy (at least every straight guy) to be attracted to tits to some degree. We are drawn to them like a vampire drawn to blood bank or a fat guy drawn to cake. We want to play with them, suck them, fuck them and push our faces down between them. And like anything that a guy loves we name them. Yes ladies, we name your tits...we just can't help it, it's in our nature.

Us guys name everything. Well, not everything, but certainly the things we love. I have a nickname for my car, my computer (don't judge me) and my cock. And of course I have a nickname for my wife. But, I have also named her particular body parts including her tits and her pussy. What did I name them you ask? None of your fucking business!!

So, today I thought it would be fun to talk about some of the common names for tits. I'll give you the short list because I don't have enough time or space to cover them all. The short list is tits, breast, boobs, juggs, knockers, pears, headlights, nancies, rib balloons,  jawbreakers, mushmelons, snuggle pups, twangers, yabbos, pillows, love melons, bra buddies, breasticles, peakers, moo moos, skin sacks and dueling banjos. Sheesh...that's a lot of fucking names for nose cones!! And I used every single one of those names when I paid a visit to Big Tit Bangers. There are a ton of big tits on this site. But, it has a lot more then that. Because the girls on this site also love to fuck.

Take the chick in the picture, Megan Joy for instance. This dude picked her fine ass up at the mall and put the moves on her. Before long he had those magnificent milk cans out of her dress and his face nestled down between them. But, he wasn't satisfied with sniffing her nipples. No sir, he wanted to get up into that pussy. But, this was an honor that she had to earn. He whipped out his cock and she got down on her knees. She shoved his whole rod deep into her mouth and paid him lip service for what seemed like hours. When he was satisfied that she was the kind of slut that was going to make him happy, he slipped his dick deep inside her and started pumping the living fuck out of her. With each stroke her beautiful hoohas jiggled and bounced. It was truly a thing of beauty.

So, the next time your looking for some hot, hardcore action featuring chicks with huge, bouncing boobs then take a stroll over to Big Tit Bangers. This site is created by guys who love hardcore porn and big tits. Trust me, these guys understand the nature of the beast...ummm...breast!!

Posted by David 09:53:00