11 Dec 2009

Staring At Big Tits Makes Men Live Longer?

 "I feel younger all ready!!!" - Photo courtesy of Gent Online

'According to a study published in the New England Jornal of Medicine, men who stare at big tits ten minutes a day live longer!!' I read that statement and I was fucking pumped. Ten minutes of looking at big tits like you can find on sites like Gent Online....I can do that!!!

I've heard this statement before, on talk shows, in articles and mentioned by my friends. And I figured that with the amount of tits that I look at on a daily basis, then I'm probably going to live to be about 500 years old. Fuck, I figure if I increase the amount of tits I look at everyday, then I might even become an immortal. Imagine reading this blog 200 hundred years from now and reading an article entitled, "Interview with immortal porn blogger". Sounds kind of cool too me, so I logged onto Gent Online and started staring my way through hundreds of pairs of boobs.

As I looked through their massive collection of hooters, I started feeling different...better. I felt happier, younger and more viral. I felt so good that I took a mid afternoon break to fuck my wife. I could feel the years roll back and my future expand before my eyes. I was feeling so perky that I decided to even skip the gym this week. After all, with tons of melons at my fingertips who needs to stay in shape? I had my key to a long life.

And then my bubble was shattered. After talking to a long time friend of mine and explaining to him my secret to immortality, he chuckled and told me a secret. "That article never existed, it's an urban myth.", he said. I couldn't believe it. Could it really be true? Everybody discusses this article and I've heard it multiple places. But, he assured me that it was really a myth. God smacked, I decided to do a little research.

Comes to find out, he was right. There was no such article. It was an urban myth that was perpetuated by a tabloid in early 2000. And not just any tabloid, a tabloid that is famous for producing such news worthy content as two headed aliens and bigfoots secret lover. It was then spread all over the internet through various email messages. My heart just sunk. And then I had a thought. Just because it isn't medically proven, doesn't mean it isn't true.

Think about it. After visiting Gent Online I felt better, more optimistic and in a better fucking mood. Not to mention I was horny as all hell (which benefitted my wife, and that's for sure!). So, it provides a psychological benefit at least. And it surely improves the quality of life, right?

But, don't just take my word for it. Do your own experiment. Take note of how you feel and then head on over to Gent Online. Spend some time watching these beautiful busty babes sucking cock, getting the livin' shit fucked out of their pussy's and engaging in all sorts of hardcore sexual activity. And while you watch the videos, watch their big tits bounce and jiggle. Then come back and tell me if you don't feel a whole lot fucking better!!!

Posted by David 18:43:00