Adult Porn Blog - Post on Big Sausage Pizza

29 Jan 2007

When Is A Gimmick Not A Gimmick?

A still from Big Sausage Pizza. With extra meat.

It seems to me that many companies will come out with the weirdest and wackiest concepts in an attempt to attract punters. But some of them end right with the title.

I mean, you have to hand it to Big Sausage Pizza. At least they actually have a pizza featuring in some of the scenes. In scenes reminiscent of the infamous cock-through-popcorn box scene from Diner, the stars of this site are served up with an extra helping of meat with their pizza.

Some sites don't even bother to go that far with their gimmick though. Body Builders In Heat, for instance, does feature slightly more muscular girls. But you don't even get to see them lift so much as a dumb-bell! Plus, shouldn't they be dominating these sex scenes instead of lying on the bottom?! It really is rather a waste of a great idea.

Then you have Nebraska Coeds. Presumably aimed at those millions of people who have a fetish for girls from that particular state, you then find out that very little of the content is from Nebraska anyway! Not a huge loss, admittedly, because who really cares? But still, there must be a bunch of hot girls in Nebraska!

When you then bear in mind that literally dozens of lesbian sites that I've seen that feature hardcore straight action, plus a site recently which listed Indian-Canadian beauty Sunny Leone as a Latina, some sites really must think we were born yesterday.

Posted by Steve 17:09:00