15 Mar 2008

The Hunt For Blackzilla

Pretty much the only non-NSFW picture of him I could find. Nice sweater!

It's often said in sport that you should never try and replace greatness - you should move on to the next thing and hope it will be great too. I'd like to think that a similar analogy could be applied to the noble art of porn.

For now that Shane Diesel, aka Blackzilla has called time on his career of terrorising pornstars all over America with his preposterously proportioned penis, the search has begun to find his successor.

As this story certainly proves, they are eager to find somebody to 'fill his shoes', as they put it. Although I would imagine that it isn't shoes that they should be looking for his replacement to be filling!

The star of My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla amongst other delightfully titled sites isn't irreplaceable though, is he? It's not like trying to replace Michael Jordan - all you need is a guy with a big cock, surely?

Well, technically speaking it looks that easy on paper, but it's not really. This is a brand name that they have essentially built on and so if the star isn't right then it does ruin the brand to a certain extent.

I do like the idea of a 'search for a pornstar' type of contest behind this search though, but I hope that they're going to judge these guys on more than just knob size. They need him to terrorise girls with it. Maybe chase Howard Stern around his studio with it.

Posted by Steve 11:14:00