31 Aug 2008
Rimbledon
"You lost your match? Never mind. Licking our hairy assholes will cheer you up!"
I'm sure that when its network launched Rimbledon that it was very topical, what with said tennis tournament not that far in the distant past. The launch of Rimbledon also throws up the possibility of many very poor gags indeed.... ....
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Rimbledon
Posted by Steve   13:16:00
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29 Aug 2008
8th Street Latinas
Can you check the brake fluid whilst you're there?
I don't know what or where 8th Street is. But wherever it may be, should it actually exist in conjunction with hot Latinas, I'm thankful to it for the existence of 8th Street Latinas and all the beauteous girls that it brings. ....
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8th Street Latinas
Posted by Steve   10:29:00
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28 Aug 2008
Eva Angelina
The Hottest Girl In Porn - and it's hard to disagree!
Eva Angelina is one of our very favourite pornstars. She's one of those stars that we don't just like seeing having sex though - Eva Angelina seems like the kinda gal that you'd like to have as a best friend. ....
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Eva Angelina
Posted by Steve   11:57:00
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27 Aug 2008
Sunny Leone
No caption required - just admire it.
A number of people better than I have tried to pinpoint the genre that Sunny Leone is best regarded in, but it's kind of difficult when, as a star of Indian descent, she has been known to occasionally pop up on Latina sites! ....
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Sunny Leone
Posted by Steve   13:07:00
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26 Aug 2008
Charlie Laine
Charlie Laine - nice breasts a go-go.
In my profile of Charlie Laine I voiced the opinion that she has yet to win any major industry awards because she's not on the 'hardcore A-list'. Then I realised, who cares? Awards are often meaningless anyway and are more to do with politics. ....
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Charlie Laine
Posted by Steve   09:53:00
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25 Aug 2008
MILF Hunter
"Yeah, these jeans definitely don't fit...."
You're probably fed up of hearing from us that we've got a whole batch of Reality Kings sites such as MILF Hunter on a special deal just for you - priced at $17.95 instead of the usual $24.95 per month. ....
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MILF Hunter
Posted by Steve   16:23:00
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23 Aug 2008
Holey Fuck
"That doesn't look like a toilet brush!"
Holey Fuck reminded me all over again why I like gloryhole sites so much. They're so weird and make practically no sense at all, but they're so much fun at the same time and Holey Fuck fits those categories very decently indeed. ....
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Holey Fuck
Posted by Steve   16:02:00
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22 Aug 2008
Zdenka Podkapova
Now that is a hot woman - Zdenka Podkapova.
As somebody who possesses at least a surname that has most people recieving a tied tongue as a result, I do feel a certain kinship with Zdenka Podkapova. Not to mention the fact that I've thought she's amazingly hot for years now. ....
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Zdenka Podkapova
Posted by Steve   11:20:00
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21 Aug 2008
Wicked Pictures
Kaylani Lei - one of the longest-running Wicked Girls.
Since we started doing our pornstar profiles, I'd become very familiar with the output of Wicked Pictures so it was great to finally be able to review the official Wicked Pictures site - and it certainly didn't disappoint either. ....
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Wicked Pictures
Posted by Steve   09:43:00
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20 Aug 2008
Round And Brown
I bet these girls have never needed a cushion in their lives.
To add to the raft of wonderful Reality Kings sites that we've got in a special deal at the moment, Round And Brown is the latest such site that you can add to the collection. And Round And Brown is also really great too. ....
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Round And Brown
Posted by Steve   12:18:00
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18 Aug 2008
Cum Fiesta
Ashlynn Brooke - she won't be this dry for much longer.
Quite aside from the excellent news that you can subscribe to CumFiesta for just $17.95 per month instead of $24.95, there are plenty of other reasons to subscribe to this literal fiesta of cum. One of them is pictured above! ....
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Cum Fiesta
Posted by Steve   09:43:00
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17 Aug 2008
Rockstar Pimp
Don't worry, guys. She wasn't really destroyed.
Celebrity sex tapes and porn videos are all the rage these days, don't you know? But increasingly, more and more 'celebrities' (or people that you might have seen on the TV a bit) are taking to real porn. And that's where Rockstar Pimp comes in. ....
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Rockstar Pimp
Posted by Steve   09:27:00
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16 Aug 2008
Big Naturals
Somebody get this lady a wheelbarrow.
If you don't love us at Honest Porn Reviews by now then you certainly should. After all, we're the people that bring you sites like Big Naturals for just $17.95 per month. ....
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Big Naturals
Posted by Steve   11:45:00
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15 Aug 2008
Haunted Celebs
I doubt Paris Hilton has ever been haunted by anything she's ever done.
The premise and title of Haunted Celebs would lead you to believe that all of its content features those moments that the world's celebrities wish had just never happened. But not all of these celebs are haunted, believe me. ....
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Haunted Celebs
Posted by Steve   09:47:00
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14 Aug 2008
Porn Pros Network
40 Oz Bounce - may cause a small earth tremor when they get bouncing.
As far as I'm concerned, there's actually little or no point in a network that gives you essentially the same thing over the course of a number of sites. Just have one site and be done with it. Networks should be more like Porn Pros Network. ....
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Porn Pros Network
Posted by Steve   09:07:00
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13 Aug 2008
Lanny Barby
"I just don't feel like showing it today!"
Now that it's finally been decided that Lanny Barby does indeed spell her name as Lanny Barby and not one of the several hundred other spellings that have been floating around in the last few years or so. ....
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Lanny Barby
Posted by Steve   10:06:00
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12 Aug 2008
Reality Kings
Eva Angelina is one of the major stars in the network.
Did you know that you can subscribe to the massive and fantastic Reality Kings network for a cheaper price than you have ever been able to get it for before? That's right, cut price Reality Kings! It doesn't get better than that! ....
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Reality Kings
Posted by Steve   11:47:00
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11 Aug 2008
Aimee Sweet
On your marks, get set....be nude!
It was in about 1998 that I first started using the internet extensively, and it was in about 1999 that I discovered Aimee Sweet, just a year after she debuted. In other words, I've been following Aimee Sweet for the most part of her career! ....
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Aimee Sweet
Posted by Steve   09:56:00
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09 Aug 2008
Fucking Machines
I'm not a cow, you know!
Sites about fucking machines aren't all that prevalent, but then, to many people, there may be more of a demand for them than you might actually think. After all, they are just an expansion of masturbation / sex toy sites. ....
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Fucking Machines
Posted by Steve   09:19:00
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07 Aug 2008
In The VIP
Spot the odd one out.
One day I'm going to be rich enough to do what Reality Kings have done with In The VIP. I'm going to set up my own nightclub and VIP lounge and have lots of hot girls round to have sex with each other. ....
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In The VIP
Posted by Steve   09:31:00
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06 Aug 2008
Sandy of Club Sandy
The new stethoscope bra didn't work especially well.
Normally, different porn names or pseudonyms aren't of much interest. They're usually misspellings of their current names and not much more. But one of the former names of Sandy of Club Sandy fame was particularly interesting to me. ....
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Sandy of Club Sandy
Posted by Steve   11:09:00
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05 Aug 2008
Ashlynn Brooke
Breasts of an angel.
I find it a little bit scary in some ways that a few months ago I'd never even heard of Ashlynn Brooke. She's become such a favourite of mine in such a short space of time that I wondered how I ever watched porn without her! ....
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Ashlynn Brooke
Posted by Steve   10:11:00
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04 Aug 2008
Almost Evil Girls
I rather enjoyed Kymberley Jane.
Almost Evil Girls proves something to be quite definite, as far as I'm concerned. It proves that the devil is far from being the bad thing that so many religious types would have you believe if these girls are to be believed! ....
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Almost Evil Girls
Posted by Steve   09:49:00
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03 Aug 2008
Money Talks
The Easter Bunny started to charge for his eggs.
Even despite the fact that reality porn is a genre that will forever be debated over, Money Talks is a site that does seem to have split opinion more than most sites out there. But do we care? Not on this occasion we don't! ....
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Money Talks
Posted by Steve   09:34:00
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02 Aug 2008
Sandy Summers
"Pornstar actually EATS banana shocker!"
Brazil is a slightly strange place when it comes to its women. Obviously, because of their geographical location they are rightly classed at Latinas. But don't Latinas have a specific look to you? And does Sandy Summers have that particular look? ....
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Sandy Summers
Posted by Steve   09:56:00
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