30 Sep 2007
SexSearch Offers Sheen Lifetime Membership
...on the other hand, he is missing out on her.
This story really does fill me with a lot more joy than you might expect. It's good to see that Charlie Sheen has not ditched his woman-bedding ways just because he's a little older now and has some kids. ....
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SexSearch Offers Sheen Lifetime Membership
Posted by Steve 10:40:00
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28 Sep 2007
Hi-Def - Do You Care?
Riley Mason is hot. I don't need hi-def to show me that.
Despite watching the development of high definition technology in porn and its increased usage over that time, my apathy for it has never really threatened to die down at any point. Nor do I expect it to. ....
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Hi-Def - Do You Care?
Posted by Steve 12:49:00
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27 Sep 2007
Thongs
Sisqo, singer of the funniest song about thongs ever. Probably.
The thong is treated in a bizarre way in porn, isn't it? I mean, this is a medium that should appreciate clothing that is extremely revealing and can be left on during all manner of sex acts, or so you would expect. ....
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Thongs
Posted by Steve 16:01:00
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26 Sep 2007
Teacher Resigns Over 'Porn Appearances'
Hmm, maybe I left school too early.
This story is depressingly short of information regarding exactly what type off naughty business this chap had been up to after the school bell had rung and he's gone home. Because there might just be something to be had here. ....
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Teacher Resigns Over 'Porn Appearances'
Posted by Steve 14:31:00
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25 Sep 2007
Czech Feet
One of the more demure models on Czech Feet.
I make the following statement whilst fully aware of the fact that the year still has three and a half months left to run, give or take a few days, but it hasn't been a classic year for porn and adult sites in general. ....
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Czech Feet
Posted by Steve 11:49:00
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24 Sep 2007
Katarina Kat
She can contort for me any time.
There's a great line from an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry gets told by Elaine that the Russian gymnast he's dating probably won't do some of her gymnastic moves on him during a sex session. ....
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Katarina Kat
Posted by Steve 12:21:00
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22 Sep 2007
Lovelace To Be Subject Of Next Biopic?
Faris is an underrated actress and underrated beauty.
Whilst Jenna Jameson has had her dreams of having Scarlett Johansson portray her in an upcoming film dashed, a former co-star of Scarlett's could be set to play another porn pioneer in an upcoming film. ....
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Lovelace To Be Subject Of Next Biopic?
Posted by Steve 09:18:00
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21 Sep 2007
Retro!
Any excuse for another Cytherea picture - especially one with red hair!
I was having a look back through the old blog entries I'd done in this thing, and I couldn't quite believe that I'd been writing this for over 10 months. Time flies when you're looking at lots of porn, doesn't it? ....
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Retro!
Posted by Steve 15:03:00
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20 Sep 2007
Jenna Makes An Easy Mistake
She is in the picture, honest.
Ahh, another day, another Jenna Jameson blog entry. Honestly, I don't have anything against her. She's never run over my cat or anything. She's just perfect subject material for a blog like this one. ....
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Jenna Makes An Easy Mistake
Posted by Steve 15:09:00
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19 Sep 2007
Porn Industry Ponders Piracy Problem
Not that type of pirate.
Hmm, what a wonderfully alliterate title that is, completely unexpected, I must say. But instead of this entry being dedicated to my smugness about my great blog entry title, it's meant to be about something more 'serious'. ....
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Porn Industry Ponders Piracy Problem
Posted by Steve 15:51:00
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18 Sep 2007
Male Sex Bloggers
I'm sure there's something funny in there.
I've long been of the belief that sex blogs are boring. Obviously, this is a porn blog. And not boring. Obviously. But sex blogs really are boring and I just have never seen their appeal at all. They're a mystery to me. ....
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Male Sex Bloggers
Posted by Steve 11:25:00
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17 Sep 2007
Divine Melons
Now THOSE are divine melons.
Is it possible, just a teeny-weeny little bit possible that there could be about to be a backlash against fake breasts in he porn industry? After all, most things go in cycles and maybe we're about to see the end of the fake tits cycle? ....
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Divine Melons
Posted by Steve 11:25:00
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16 Sep 2007
Belladonna Retires
The Angelina Jolie lookalike will be a huge loss to the industry.
It's not been a good year for top-line adult stars retiring from the industry. First Jezebelle Bond, then, inevitably, Jenna Jameson, and now Belladonna, who has retired from the industry over fears over STDs. ....
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Belladonna Retires
Posted by Steve 10:19:00
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14 Sep 2007
The Trouble With Playboy
Fresh on face, not on ideas.
Ahh, Playboy. World domination can only be just around the corner, can't it? Mainstream television series, Hugh Hefner appearing in Justin Timberlake videos, their line of merchandise appearing in high street chain stores. ....
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The Trouble With Playboy
Posted by Steve 10:04:00
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13 Sep 2007
Old Farts Young Tarts
This guy probably gets more pussy than you. I know, sad isn't it?
Despite a rating that places it a fair way below the very best sites we've ever reviewed on Honest Porn Reviews, I say without any hesitation that Old Farts Young Tarts is one of the more enjoyable sites that I've ever seen. ....
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Old Farts Young Tarts
Posted by Steve 16:31:00
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13 Sep 2007
Women Addicted
Maybe the girls need one of these?
This article does highlight some fascinating and really quite pertinent points when it comes to porn addiction, which is quite unusual when you consider that most media articles about porn addiction are hysterical and borderline ridiculous. ....
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Women Addicted
Posted by Steve 11:38:00
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12 Sep 2007
Hentai Sites - Why Bother?
Don't you just love the realistic proportions of hentai girls?
Having just reviewed Hardcore XXX Toons, which was far and away one of the most forgettable experiences of my week so far (and that includes doing the washing up and going for a crap), I came up with a theory about hentai sites. ....
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Hentai Sites - Why Bother?
Posted by Steve 14:16:00
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11 Sep 2007
Porn Google
The first image on a Google image search for 'porn'.
Have you ever Googled the word 'porn'? It's an interesting little journey, I must say, and absolutely nothing like what you would expect. It is certainly an eye-opener too for those who place so much faith in search engine matters. ....
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Porn Google
Posted by Steve 11:38:00
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10 Sep 2007
Naughty Flipside
Naughty, naughty, very naughty.
You know, I find good sites that do things wrong FAR more infuriating than bad sites that do things wrong. With bad sites you don't really care because they suck anyway. But with good sites you're frustrated because they could have been so much better. ....
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Naughty Flipside
Posted by Steve 11:09:00
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09 Sep 2007
Bondage USA
Kumi Monster. Yeah, it is kinda stupid, isn't it?
I think it's fair to say that now Chuck Stevens has launched an official site, namely Bondage USA, that other bondage and BDSM sites really should be very wary. And indeed, very worried, for that matter. ....
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Bondage USA
Posted by Steve 15:16:00
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07 Sep 2007
Bad Porn Jobs
Lauren Phoenix, prior to having any leaks plugged.
I just got thinking about double penetration having just reviewed DP Overload, another predictably excellent site from those 21 Sextury / Flash The Money people, and got thinking about the crappest job during this genre of action. ....
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Bad Porn Jobs
Posted by Steve 15:14:00
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06 Sep 2007
Tarantino Ponders Porn Film
Gwyneth would be crap at porn, apparently. You'd like to see her try though, wouldn't you?
Apparently Quentin Tarantino is the latest mainstream movie director who says that he wouldn't mind having a crack at directing some porn one day. This revelation is hardly new amongst Hollywood directors. ....
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Tarantino Ponders Porn Film
Posted by Steve 14:46:00
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03 Sep 2007
Pure 18
Words fail me this time - except for 'MMMMM'.
Pure 18 is not really a surprise in any way, shape or form. It's a hardcore site. The girls are very pretty and cute. And it's a Nasty Dollars site that is predictably good despite being very new. So nothing to really comment on then? ....
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Pure 18
Posted by Steve 11:36:00
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02 Sep 2007
Ouch!
You really don't want to know.
As a porn reviewer, you have to be more open-minded towards things that wouldn't normally interest you than reviewers in other areas of the media, or reviewers of other things around. But sometimes you really are tested. ....
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Ouch!
Posted by Steve 09:18:00
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01 Sep 2007
Bush Porn Pic Sparks Outrage
It's definitely an improvement, isn't it?
Without sounding like I'm picking on an entire nation, I find the reaction to the news that this is outrage over this story that some artist has created a picture of George W Bush out of bits he's cut out of porn magazines completely ridiculous. ....
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Bush Porn Pic Sparks Outrage
Posted by Steve 14:27:00
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