12 Aug 2009

Fun With Boobs

"Stare at my tits and live longer" - Photo courtesy of Big Naturals

Men call tits by different names. We call them fun bags, headlights, tits and boobs, among other things. But, no matter what you call them they are fun, fun, fun!! So, I decided that today I was going to talk about big boob sites. Why, you ask? Because the minute I said boobs I had everybodies undivided attention.

But, before we check out the best tits in porn let me run down a couple of fun facts about these marvelous structures created by nature (and sometimes the surgeons knife). So, follow along and you will not only learn something but hopefully you'll get a chuckle here and there.

The first fact that I want to lay on you is the number of fake boobs in the United States. Did you know that over 2 million women have breast implants. Yep, that's right, there are over 4 million fake titties out there and the number grows by about 250,000 each year.

Another thing that I want to enlighten you about is the weight of boobs. An 'A' cup weighs about a quarter of a pound (hey, they are quarter pounders!! Yum!!), 'B' cups weigh about a half pound, 'C' cups weigh about three quarters of a pound and 'D' cups weigh about a pound. So, if your lady is tipping the scales a little bit more she can't blame it on her rack because they just don't weigh that much.

One more fun fact about boobies. Did you know where our galaxy the Milky Way got it's name? It's because the ancient Greeks believed that it was formed from the milk from the goddess Hera's tits!! Can you believe that?

But, now on with some of the best big tit porn sites that you will ever feast your eyes upon. The first one of note is called DDF Busty. This site has some of the most beautiful and well endowed women in solo and hardcore action that you will ever see. These girls not only have racks to be envied but they are also quite fond of sucking and fucking cock!!

Another site that I really love is called Big Naturals. This site is dedicated to nothing but the perfection of all natural boobs. These girls have been blessed by the porn gods with some of the bounciest natural tits on the planet.

So, that concludes our little discussion on that very special part of the female anatomy. But, I do have one more fun fact for you. Did you know that men who stare at tits for at least ten minutes a day live, on average, 7 years longer then guys who don't? That's an actual fact. I guess that means that you better run over to DDF Busty or Big Naturals. Hey, it just might save your life!!

Posted by David 06:10:23