01 Dec 2006

Busty and Real

Have you ever done this test? You should do. Or at least, you should use it a lot if you're going to become a porn reviewer. Use it to practice, if you would. It will stand you in good stead when you review sites such as Busty And Real.

Before you ask, no, I'm not going to tell you what score I got. Not because I'm embarrassed by it or anything, but let's just say I wouldn't want to seem big-headed if I mention the fact that I got 19 out of 20. Oops. Never mind.

It's not necessarily an important part of being a porn reviewer, knowing what breasts are real and which aren't. But it can help. I mean, I'm presuming that people who susbcribe to sites such as Busty And Real would be able to spot a fake pair of breasts because they're fans of the real things. So they will want to know beforehand that all the women contained on such sites are not playing with confederate money.

It's interesting that there are no sites, that I've seen, that are dedicated especially to women with fake breasts. You would have thought, in a market that caters for some VERY weird fetishes, that such a site would exist or that I would have come across it at some point. It's all extremely peculiar. Mind you, I suppose some people would suggest that you don't need such specialist sites - most porn sites deal in these women primarily anyway.

Personally, I don't mind fake breasts. As long as they look good and don't look completely ridiculous (Lolo Ferrari, RIP) then I'm all for what medical science can do for a pair of baps. But you would have to say that when Mother Nature can knock out some knockers as divine as owned by the above Brandy Taylor that medical science may well still have some catching up to do.

Posted by Steve 07:52:36