Adult Porn Blog - Post on Captive Male

03 Nov 2007

Captive Male

"That'll teach you for for calling me Miss!"

I don't mind saying that I think some of the guys on Captive Male are quite mad. Some of the things these guys put themselves through in the name of adult entertaining go well beyond the call of duty as far as I'm concerned.

To me, cock and ball torture is when you sit down too fast without being fully aware of the approximate location of your genitalia. The resultant pain IS torture. In fact, you don't even NEED to torture those body parts.

The testicles are designed so that even a light northerly breeze on them is enough for them to go shrinking back into your body faster than can be possibly measured. They are sensitive items that should be treated gently and with tender care.

So it's safe to say that I couldn't ever imagine myself being one of the poor bastards who choose to be subjected to this stuff on this site. If that spiel above me didn't give a big hint then I don't know what will.

I'll tell you something though - you do have to be multi-talented to be a modern day and highly successful pornstar. I just can't imagine pornstars of yesteryear getting up to some of the antics that Shy Love and Dragon Lily, two well-respected stars, get up to here.

Having said that, I suppose it's a bit like the equivalent of being able to play several different fielding positions in baseball. It means there's more chance of you making the team.

Posted by Steve 00:00:00