17 Dec 2009

Sandy Makes My Holidays a little Brighter

"This chick is all dressed up and ready to hoe!!" - Photo Courtesy of Club Sandy

Today, I'm going to give myself a special treat for the holidays. I'm going to the offical website of a beautiful Hungarian porn star named Sandy. Yes, Christmas is coming early to my house with a Club Sandy membership.

I derserve it. I've had a hell of a week (and year for that matter) and I need a little downtime time. So, it seems quite clear to me that what I need is a good porn membership to pull me out of my rut and get the old juices flowing. And I think that a Club Sandy membership is the ticket. I'll tell you why in a minute. But, before I do listen to my fucked up week..month...year.

I live out in the middle of nowhere. Its not real remote, but its pretty close. I basically live out in the middle of the woods in the Midwest. The only thing around me is a little town (that covers a two block area), a National forest and cows. The nearest grocery store is twenty miles away, though there is a general store about a mile from my house.

Anyway, a few months ago I got into a terrible accident that almost put me in traction and wrecked my car. Its these goddamn rural highways with blind hills and curves, and filled with deer and poor drivers. That was only the start of my woes, however. I healed and got another car. One day, while I was driving around, a spark plug exploded in the car and almost destroyed the cylinder. Two weeks later (and almost two hundred dollars) the car was fixed. It would have only been a hundred dollars, but I had to burrow my neighbors car. Well, the car had expired plates and the Highway Patrol pulled me over and gave me a ticket. A hundred dollar ticket!! I solved all those problems and then my DSL goes out. Couldn't go on the internet, work or do any online shopping. After almost three days (and four visits from my ISP's techician) it finally got fixed. See, I told you my year has sucked balls.

But, none of that is going to matter after today. I'm running over to Club Sandy and get my porn groove on. This site dubbs itself the "Lesbian playground and hardcore fantasy site' and after looking it over, I'm convinced it is. There are some incredibly hot babes featured on the tour and they are truly engaged in some hardcore action. Just looking at their tour, I see hot babes licking each other tight, warm twats and fisting the fuck out of each other. I also seem some spine tingling hardcore action, with groups of cock crazed sluts sharing cocks and getting their asses, twats and mouths stuffed full. And yes, these girls do suck balls, only they do it in a good way. So, Merry Xmas to me. I'm going to be taking a break from holiday shopping and giving myself a treat that will make the holiday stress melt away. I suggest you do the same and pay Club Sandy a look. It might just make your holidays brighter and will most definitely give you your fill of hoes, hoes, hoes!!!

Posted by David 22:34:00