24 Aug 2009

Taking A Shot At Male Ejaculation

"Nobody Said You Were Average" - Photo Courtesy of Only Blowjobs

I haven't talked about facial cumshots in quite a while so I decided to give it a go today. And why wouldn't I? What's more fun to watch then some cum hungry vixen taking a big sticky load all over her pretty face? I can't think of anything that compares to this act that many consider to be the holy grail of porn.

And when discussing this sticky subject, I have two ways to tackle it. I can either talk about porn sites that feature this act as their main component or I find a related issue and then somehow link the two subjects together. If you have read my articles for any length of time you already know what I'm going to do. If not then let me tell you that just describing the act of cumming over some chicks face just doesn't cut the mustard. After all, you should walk away from this article with more then a hard on. I want you to learn a little something too!!

I'm going to tell you some interesting facts on the male penis and it's "cargo". Ready, let's go. Let's start off with the basics shall we? The average size of the penis when flaccid is 3.5 inches. The average size of an erect penis is 5.2 inches. Now, evidently that's not the standard for most facial porn sites!!

The average male has 11 erections a day, unfortunately 9 of those occur when he's sleeping. The smell that increases blood flow to the cock, other then the smell of pussy, is the smell of pumpkin pie!! So, I guess around Thanksgiving a lot of women get a lot of action!

And now just a couple of facts about cum. Male ejaculate travels out of the penis at 26 mile per hour!! So, really you have to give pornstars a break. Imagine getting anything flung at your face at that speed. I'm surprised they don't scream "Ouch that hurts".  One last thing about jizz. The average male will ejaculate over 13 gallons of that stuff over his entire lifetime. Hell, after looking at sites like Only Blowjobs, Sperm Swap and Jizz Bomb I bet that male pornstars produce a lot more then that over their lifetime!! Now on with the porn!!

I have three favorites when it comes to facial porn sites. The first one is a little site called Only Blowjobs. Here you'll find sexy Euro sluts who love sucking cock. But, peter puffing is not their only love. They also enjoy getting facefulls of creamy loads all over their face. Hey, I hear it's good to prevent wrinkles.

My number two site would have to be Sperm Swap. On this site there are a ton of hot chicks who love cum so much they feel compelled to share! Yeah, that's right these girls get fucked, take a huge load of spunk in their mouths and then spit it into the mouth of another girl. Now that's entertainment.

Finally, there is a site called Jizz Bomb. This site features hot teens who get screwed in hardcore action and then get a huge facial for their troubles. Man, I love porn.

So, now that you have learned a little about the penis, cum and facial cumshots you can enjoy all the great adult entertainment with a newly found appreciation. I know I will.

Posted by David 06:23:20