07 Sep 2007

Bad Porn Jobs

Lauren Phoenix, prior to having any leaks plugged.

I just got thinking about double penetration having just reviewed DP Overload, another predictably excellent site from those 21 Sextury / Flash The Money people, and got thinking about the crappest job during this genre of action.

Being on the bottom. You know, the way they always stack them up in double penetration action is to have one guy doing her from behind whilst another guy lies on the bottom of the other guy and her, unable to move.

It looks really uncomfortable and really boring being on the bottom. You're getting squashed, you can't really get any good thrusting action going, and the other guy can move around and at least look at how hot she is.

It's not the only crappy job in pornography though. It can't be much fun to be the camera operator on a POV site where Cytherea is performing as you know you're going to get something of a drenching.

What else is there? Well, I've seen a site called Freaks Of Cock recently where these guys are shooting out the biggest cumshots you or I have ever seen. Cleaning up the furniture after these dudes can't be fun either.

See, it's not all tits and ass in porn. Think of the little people!

Posted by Steve 15:14:00