25 May 2007

Drunk Old Sluts

I'd say she looks more stoned than drunk. Ooh, maybe there's a new site to consider.

Drunk Old Sluts is a site about inebriated old birds who like to have sex.

The 'drunken' niche is quite a hard one to pull off successfully or indeed to convince people of. So much trust is required by porn consumers of porn companies and I suppose it's our job to let you know when they're cheating. Here? I don't think so.

What you have to remember is that these are porn actresses. Some of the attempts at drunken behaviour here, if they were acted, would have represented acting efforts that wouldn't have looked out of place at the ongoing Cannes Film Festival.

So we'll believe they're well and truly pissed. I don't have any problem with that. Does it actually add much to the action? No, not really. Aside from comedy value and the novelty of seeing women supping down bottles of vodka whilst being fucked.

But then, most porn genres are mostly cosmetic and don't actually add substance to the action, so we shouldn't poke accusations at this genre for not bringing much to the table. But it brings fun to the table, and there simply isn't enough of that in porn, I feel.

Posted by Steve 11:31:00