28 Aug 2008
Eva Angelina

The Hottest Girl In Porn - and it's hard to disagree!
Eva Angelina is one of our very favourite pornstars. She's one of those stars that we don't just like seeing having sex though - Eva Angelina seems like the kinda gal that you'd like to have as a best friend.
Of course, my way of thinking is along the lines of, "There's no way I could ever bang a girl this hot as she's way out of my league, but at least if we were friends I might get the odd hug and a kiss on a cheek." And from Eva Angelina, that's better than nothing.
She just always seems like a bundle of fun in anything that she does. It doesn't matter what type of porn she's performing in, she always seems to have a ball. So it stands to reason that you'd want to be friends with Eva Angelina.
Having sex with her would be too much pressure for me anyway, having to live up to all the other guys she's had sex with. I don't need that type of pressure. But I wouldn't want to be the guy who turned down sex with Eva Angelina either. Damn!
But, I mean, just check out Freaks Of Cock. The majority of the girls on there look completely pissed off about being drenched with 'cum', but she just laughs it off, like it's the most normal thing in the world.
Maybe I can stalk her on mySpace and see if I can get her to be my friend. I think I need to be friends with Eva Angelina. I live her over here, and her over there. I wouldn't need to worry about her hitting on me either. This is going to work.
Posted by Steve 11:57:00