06 Jan 2007
The Facial Debate (Part 2)
No, wrong again. Wouldn't mind giving her the right type of one though.
Yesterday I asked why facials are so prevalent in pornography. Today I illustrate the different ways that such climaxes are administered and reached.
1) The Blowjob. Best examples - Only Blowjob.
This one is the choice of the pornstar expert. Only a dedicated star can pull this off as it requires a LONG amount of oral dexterity in conjunction with some healthy handjob work too. If she chooses not to swallow the load, she's in perfect position to take the lot.
2) The Handjob. Best examples - Stroke It Out.
Requiring a huge amount of wrist strength (it's probably best if you're an avid PS2 player or something to aid this) and a large splattering of petroleum jelly, this one once again puts the 'jerker' in control and in position to take the cumshot. Some judicious editing of the video and regular tea breaks might be required in some cases.
3) The Masturbation. Best examples - German Goo Girls.
This sees the giver take full control of the situation. This is usually employed after a fuck or blowjob or, in some cases, where the giver (or director) gets fed up of their partner's efforts and decides to complete matters themselves. Usually used most noticably on bukkake sites.
4) The Titty Fuck (or Tit Wank if you're British). Best examples - Big Tits Round Asses.
This one can only be achieved by women, and those with a pretty sizable rack, at that. Once again puts the girl in good position to take the shot. I've very rarely see a girl actually complete a cumshot with their breasts and so such climaxes are almost collector's items. If you're the type of person that collects such things. Still, it's better than collecting stamps, I guess.
5) The Fuck-And-Run. Best examples - Jizz Bomb.
Now this really needs both performers to be on their toes. Basically, the guy fucks away until he is literally cumming, quickly withdraws, hopes that his partner is in position, and just about gets it all over their face in time. It requires a lot of speed and timing. If you're doing it doggy style, then you are going to be really up against it, but it can be done.
And there you have it. That completes Facial 101. And for your homework tonight....
Posted by Steve 13:23:00
