01 May 2007

Our Favourites - Anal sites

It's almost enough to make you like anal if you don't.

So, do you like your antics via the back door? It's anal day!

1) Ass Traffic - now that's the type of traffic that you'd like to be trapped in, isn't it? No horrible fumes. No gesticulating drivers. No pot holes. And definitely no bloody Few Orange. Easily the best anal site I've seen.

2) Captain Stabbin - he's not a real captain, but don't be too upset. Most people like to use their boats for having a bit of a sail, but not this guy. He has anal sex on his. Well, each to their own, I guess.

3) Ass Parade - thankfully free of crap brass bands and the suchlike, this Bang Bros offering is exactly what you would expect from them. Some of the asses on here are quite impossibly pert. 'Pert' is a great word.

4) Butt Divers - not a new type of extreme sport or anything, but a splendid offering by New Sensations. It's one of those sites that throws every big name anal specialist it can at you and hopes it works. It does.

5) Asshole Fever - or, as they call it round here, haemorrhoids. Not really, that would be a horible site. This isn't. Sticking an Eastern European twist on the anal niche, this is absolute quality.

Posted by Steve 20:40:00