29 Nov 2007
Frank Wank

I wonder what funny name he'd have come up with if he had been called Edward?
Recent reviews of the sites from the Meat Members have brought a lot of memories flooding back to me. This is where the screen goes all blurry, gets a tinge of sepia to it and everything starts wobbling. Ooh....
These sites were amongst the first that I ever reviewed, way back in 2004 now. It was quite an introduction to porn reviewing, I can tell you! No easing me in with a few gentle Lightspeed sites or anything like that.
No, I was plunged straight in with sites such as Piss Mops and the aforementioned Frank Wank and it was quite an initiation, I can tell you! As somebody who hadn't seen an enormous amount of hardcore porn, it was quite an introduction to the market!
Because of the amazing turnover of content and sites that you get in this industry, it's actually quite rare that you get to see sites again after their initial review where they are usually too small to make a fair judgement anyway.
So when I say things like, "I look forward to seeing how this site turns out in a year or so's time" I know full well that there is a 90%+ chance that I'll never see this site again in my whole life - or at least not for a very long time anyway.
But hey, it was nice to see an exception with Frank Wank, a site I hadn't seen for a couple of years, that did come back to visit me and ended up being a very good site all of a sudden too.
He turned out alright that Frank Wank. His mum would be proud.
Posted by Steve 09:55:00