07 Aug 2008
In The VIP

Spot the odd one out.
One day I'm going to be rich enough to do what Reality Kings have done with In The VIP. I'm going to set up my own nightclub and VIP lounge and have lots of hot girls round to have sex with each other.
The fact is that I've never been to a nightclub before in my life. Being a non-drinker and someone who isn't especially enthused by VERY LOUD hardcore rave music, it's never been a place that has particularly appealed to me.
But In The VIP is exactly the type of place I would go to and is very much what I would hope that nightclubs or VIP areas are like. In reality, they're nothing like that. But if I set one up, it would be exactly like that.
I'd definitely have Eva Angelina round at mine, although I wouldn't have some gormless bloke (apart from me) hanging round her like happens on In The VIP. I may have her doing the whole 'giant champagne glass' act that Dita Von Teese has perfected over the years.
Thinking about wild girls who'd make things get as wild as they do on In The VIP though, Julia Bond would be a perfect fit for a party like this. Actually, she kinda looks like Eva Angelina as well, doesn't she? A perfect pair!
I might make a website about my great nightclub, or I might choose to keep it to myself. I probably wouldn't offer up a subscription as cheap as they're doing on In The VIP though - I couldn't match $17.99 per month as they're charging now as a special deal to us. Beats me!
Posted by Steve 09:31:00