13 Apr 2007

Jenna Jameson Is The New Mrs Garrison?

If Jenna starts balding, start worrying.

The world of Jenna Jameson continues to unfold around her ears with some utterly bizarre stories.

The predicted transformation of Jenna from mainstream hardcore porn star to mainstream popular culture figure by me continues apace with some extremely bizarre incidents and stories coming out of Hollywood.

First of all we see her pairing up with Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz. This move is a good one for her - mixed martial-arts are incredibly popular right now, and he could easily twat anyone who makes a rude comment at her.

But why on earth is she still continuing to appear at Exxxotica? She doesn't actually need to and I don't think anyone would really have batted an eyelid if she had not been announced for the event.

And then there's the news of a botched vaginoplasty. Ask any semi-competent plastic surgeon and they will tell you that such a drastic procedure is neither necessary nor particularly safe. She's been given some bad information somewhere.

My advice to her would be to stick to porn. It's a far more forgiving world.

Posted by Steve 18:09:00