02 May 2007

Cartoons for Grown-Ups

Let’s face it: as much as we might hate to admit it, cartoons can be sexy. It’s a strong man (or woman) whose knees didn’t go weak at the knees the first time they watched Jessica Rabbit strutting across the stage in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? But things have moved on a bit since then and finding cartoon chicks sexy has been made more than just acceptable – it’s been positively encouraged by the explosion of Hentai...

Hentai has seen a huge increase in popularity over the last few years and, in comparison to its animated starlets, the young Jessica Rabbit seems like a very shy and demure lady. The animated babes you’ll find in hentai have no problem setting their more than adequate assets free whenever they get the chance and sucking on any cock or pussy their animators can draw!

Of course, animated chicks are designed to be as sexy and hot as possible. This results in a lot of giant tits, tiny waists and round asses. True, you get plenty of those in live-action porn too, but there’s something oh-so-naughty about knowing that a hentai babe has been created just to turn you on.

One of the best hentai sites I’ve seen is Lestai. The clue to its theme is in the name – it’s a hentai site featuring exclusively girl-on-girl animated action. It can get really frustrating to hunt through a general hentai site for those few lesbian scenes you just know are hiding there somewhere, but on Lestai you just can't escape the hot lesbian babes, drawn to impress you!

And of course animated chicks get to do all the same things that their real-life counterparts do. You can see them sporting strap-ons, indulging in watersports and even getting down and dirty by dabbling in a touch of bondage. In fact there’s an entire site dedicated to Hentai BDSM in the form of Bondanime. Once again, the clue is in the name! Bondanime features some of the kinkier hentai around and is most definitely not for kids!

So, could animated babes be our ideal performers? They never gag, they never get tired and they never have to go and wash cum off their faces at the end of a movie! Then again, they’ll never have a real orgasm, never do a Playboy shoot and never accidentally bump into you walking down the street. OK, so you’ve not got that much chance of bumping into Aria Giovanni either, but at least as long as she’s a real live woman then there’s always a slim chance...

There’s no doubt about it, hentai babes are hot. With their wicked curves and hunger for sex who can resist these animated chicks? True, they’re not real and can never reciprocate your feelings… but if they’re not real then there’s no need to feel guilty for lusting over them either! Everybody wins!

Posted by Miranda 15:25:30