18 Sep 2007

Male Sex Bloggers

I'm sure there's something funny in there.

I've long been of the belief that sex blogs are boring. Obviously, this is a porn blog. And not boring. Obviously. But sex blogs really are boring and I just have never seen their appeal at all. They're a mystery to me.

This story doesn't exactly fill me with the joys of spring (or autumn as it nearly is here) as it means that there are more of the buggers clogging up the internet with almost certainly grossly exaggerated stories of sexual conquests.

It's funny how these people never have a crap shag, do they? It's always a wonderful experience filled with sensory and sensual delights that are quite unlike you, the poor reader, will ever experience in your life.

Still, years ago you had Mills & Boon novels are nowadays you have sex blogs to get your text-based titillation from. All of the sex blogs I've ever read have always been incredibly pompous and arrogant.

I've always found it next to impossible to relate to sex bloggers or sympathise with them in any way. Some might say that the rise of male sex bloggers might actually improve that situation for me as I might identify with men.

Not really. They're pretty much the same except with cocks instead of pussy. And I prefer pussies. They pretty much all suck.

Posted by Steve 11:25:00