25 Aug 2008

MILF Hunter

"Yeah, these jeans definitely don't fit...."

You're probably fed up of hearing from us that we've got a whole batch of Reality Kings sites such as MILF Hunter on a special deal just for you - priced at $17.95 instead of the usual $24.95 per month.

But come on. These are Reality Kings sites. Do you expect us to keep something like this to ourselves? That would be really, really selfish. We want you to enjoy MILF Hunter just as much as we have over the last several years.

Of course, having MILF Hunter on special offer is all very well, but it might not be very good. After all, you still wouldn't buy a Michael Bolton album if they were selling them for 55c, would you? Well, at least I hope you wouldn't.

The quality of MILF Hunter though far outstrips anything that the long-haired crap greasy crooner has ever done in his career. Where do they find these MILFs, dammit?! How can *I* find hot moms of this quality around here?

I think I've got an idea though. Without sounding too stereotypical, I think that shopping would be the best place to find them. I mean, I'm always shopping with my daughter, so I might as well try and get some entertainment out of it.

"Hey there. How soft should these melons actually be?"

*slap*

Okay, I think I'll just stick to watching MILF Hunter .

Posted by Steve 16:23:00