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07 Feb 2007

How Big Is Too Big?

Is that a Sears Tower in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Sites such as Monsters Of Cock might initially seem like a site that would make any man green with envy. But lads, it doesn't have to be that way!

See, the guys on sites like this and the rather ridiculously titled Giant's Black Meat White Treat might be packing the type of tackle that would make your average blue whale turn literally green with envy, but think of the disadvantages.

I can't remember what the site was, but I once reviewed a site featuring a bloke called Gargantua who was packing a cock which was almost like a damn flagpole in length. Watching him trying to fuck girls was a completely comedic affair.

It didn't help that the theme of the site was girls who were supposed to be tight of vagina. It just wasn't happening at all. Attempts at anal were never going to work, leading to one victim proclaiming, "No, not anal! How the fuck do you expect to fit that thing in my ass?!"

For many people, it's good to watch an attractive girl mauled by these massive penises, but as good as it might be to watch, you really don't want to own one. I mean, let's face it, it can't be pleasant to sit on the toilet and feel your knob touch the water.

Posted by Steve 16:11:00