26 Jun 2007

Phone Sex And Phone Porn

# I just called, to say, I'm rubbing my pussy with a double-ended dong #

This story might be a set-back for you Kiwis wishing to ogle porn whilst on the move, but it got me thinking about other things to do with phones and sex.

I'm quite old-fashioned about phones. I think they should be used for talking to people on. I've never used phones for playing games, taking photos, browsing the internet or looking at porn. I have plenty of devices I can do those activities with.

But I guess the fact that you can look at porn on your mobile phone means that there is a whole new meaning to 'phone sex' these days. That's an industry that's completely died almost thanks to the onset of the internet.

No more of having what sounds like a sexy, nubile babe on the other end whispering sweet nothings, only to find out she's a 62 year old with fag-stained fingers who's doing some knitting whilst trying to seduce you.

British satellite TV has tried to update the concept with TV stations that ensure that your phone sex is conducted with a girl you can clearly see (many of whom look worse than the aforementioned 62 year old anyway) but it's a faltering industry too.

But with sites like Mobile XXX Store struggling to set its market alight, the mobile porn industry still has lots to do.

Posted by Steve 11:44:00