04 Mar 2008

Perverted Pants Down Prowler Perused by Police in Porn Shocker

"Damn, I hope this isn't a quick nap...."

Occasionally, just occasionally, a story pops along in relation to porn that really does make you wonder if those that make porn have been paying attention. If they have to the story I saw this morning, they'll have a great site on their hands!

Yes, the story of this Canadian chap has captured the attention of rather a lot of news sites out there, and rightly so. Crime is never funny - unless it's about people sneaking in your apartment to look at porn.

There is a potential site in the offing here. Hot girl is sleeping, guy sneaks in and jerks off over porn, before she wakes up and catches him. And, in the tradition of hardcore porn, she'd 'punish' him by fucking him. Like you do.

I think I'll trademark that actually!

But there are added elements to this story that I do want to know more about, I must say. First of all, how desperate to look at porn must you have been to actually go to the trouble of breaking into somebody's apartment to look at porn? You can get access to porn practically anywhere!

Secondly, was this porn actually stored on her computer or did he access through the internet? If it was the former, he may know the woman because he may well have known that she had porn stored on the laptop.

And finally, I hope he strikes again!

Posted by Steve 11:08:00