04 Feb 2008

Porn And Pop

Do you REALLY want to see this man in porn? Thought not.

It's funny what can happen in a week. All of a sudden in the last couple of days, no less than three stories have emerged almost all at once talking about the dalliances that three pop stars have had with or near porn.

1) Britney Spears. Hmm, no surprise here then! Apparently the 'troubled pop princess' as she is almost always caused in every area of the media (I prefer to refer to her as 'hot but mental') has been spotted in a sex shop in Hollywood.

Nothing necessarily wrong with that obviously - except she had her pet dog there and apparently was talking to him about how there's nothing wrong with looking at copies of Penthouse with your pet dog. Each to their own, I guess!

2) Pete Doherty. The drug-addled pop idiot, who may be familiar to you Americans as being the frontman of overrated crap bands such as The Libertines and Babyshambles, apparently offered photographers an impromptu pornographic shoot earlier this week.

He did this after apparently forking out hundreds of pounds on a 270 mile taxi trip in Germany when he went to the wrong venue for a gig. He then offered to commit pornographic acts for money for the assembled photographers. They thankfully declined.

3) Basshunter. I'd never even heard of this guy, but apparently he produced some shitty dance track that is clogging up the UK charts at the moment. Apparently some porn pictures of him and his girlfriend have popped up online somewhere.

He was asked in an interview if he'd be interested in extending his porn career and refused to completely rule this out - unless he was paid £1 million because, and I quote, he has a very large penis.

Really? Maybe it would make better music than you do?

Posted by Steve 12:46:00