13 Feb 2008

Weekend Porn-A-Rama

This woman is NOT a porn star. Guaranteed.

Sometimes when I'm trawling through the internet looking for porn-related stories to fill this blog with, I come across some that don't quite warrant a full entry on their own, but are still worthy of some discussion.

For instance, how about this bizarre article, which does not make one bit of sense at all. Don't these simpletons realise that if there WAS a sex video out there of Britney that firstly, I would have seen it, and secondly, and least importantly, so would everyone else?

Speaking of celebrity porn stars, a certain Paris Hilton is apparently something of a magnet for porn stars herself. Having already had one life-changing encounter with a certain Rick Solomon, she's now 'boinking' another, in the form of Simon Rex.

Meanwhile, outside of the celebrity porn star circles, a crack team of hackers apparently haXX0red into porn download site Red Tube yesterday, bringing the entire site to a standstill for, ooh, as much as a whole day. Is there a sadder bunch of utterly useless bastards on the planet than internet hackers? I think not.

This latter story has drummed up some conspiracy theories though that, after recent attempts to bring down other free porn sites, that pay companies are actually behind these attacks on sites that are eating into theoir revenue. Surely not? That would be dastardly!

And finally, still on a hacking front, the same hacking 'firm' are believed to be behind an attack that filled a website about a bridge in Scotland full of porn pop-ups that redirected to a Turkish porn site.

Those crazy hackers. They're just such a fun bunch, aren't they?

Posted by Steve 10:46:00