Adult Porn Blog - Post on Sex Toy Exploded In Bomb Scare

01 Jun 2007

Sex Toy Exploded In Bomb Scare

This article probably wasn't what Tom Jones had in mind with that song.

This seems a bit extreme. But let that be a lesson to you!

It does of course raise concerns about any sex toys you may buy off the internet or via any mail order service. You might end up with a package with about a million different very small vibrators courtesy of the Bomb Squad.

I like the fact they had to seal off an entire street to dispose of the suspect device. It might seem like a pretty drastic measure, and really it is. Any of you Brits out there will no doubt agree with me that it was hugely drastic.

You see, let's face it - if you're a terrorist wishing to send a bomb through the post, then doesn't it make sense to package it in a large vibrator with a packet of chocolate buttons and send it to a sleepy Derbyshire village - not exactly a sprawling metropolis.

It does bring a whole different meaning as well to the name Wild Fuck Toys. They don't get much wilder than when they've just had themselves destroyed in a controlled explosion!

Posted by Steve 12:05:00