10 Oct 2007

Sex On The Beach XXX

Worth getting sand up your bum for, I say.

For all the skimpy bikinis, hot women sunning themselves and general sexiness that the beach can bring, there is a surprising lack of porn set on the coast, isn't there? Why is that? Are these porn producers afraid of the water?

After all, you do get a lot of 'partying' sites that are shot on the beaches around Cancun and other such Spring Break haunts for university and college students from all over North America. Why do so few producers take that further step?

For me personally, the answer is pretty simple - sand. I HATE sandy beaches. I really cannot stand them. The sand gets everywhere, and you dream all these crazy schemes to rid yourself of the bloody stuff when you leave the beach.

So as far as I can see, a sandy beach certainly isn't a likely destination for any hardcore porn sites. That stuff gets everywhere, and trying to battle with sand in genitalia is not in anyway sexy in the slightest.

Sex On The Beach XXX has got the right idea though. This one largely rejects any sandy beaches in search of rockier and more pebbly coastlines on which to set their hardcore sexual shenanigans.

Mind you, that's not exactly comfortable either, is it? I suppose it's completely up to the individual in the end. What would you prefer - your nob coated in sand or having a jagged rock stuck in your arse inter-coitus?

Whatever the answer, sex on the beach sucks.

Posted by Steve 14:52:00