01 Sep 2010

The Versatility of Cum

"This chick is a cum drenched genius" - Photo Courtesy of Sperm Suckers

Today, I want to talk a little bit about one of my favorite things in the world, blowjobs. But not just any kind of blowjobs. No, I want to talk about some very special ones that can only be found at Sperm Suckers.

Now I know that many of you may not have been to Sperm Suckers before, so allow me to give you a little information about it. This site features horny babes who love to suck on big 'ole cocks and then do some very strange things with the cum. These naughty ladies are content with just catching it with their face or letting it slide down their throats. These chicks want to do something a little different. They drink it out of shot glasses, snowball it out of each other's mouths and lick it off of each other's bodies. And that isn't as extreme as it gets for this site. Some of these ladies are downright nasty and snort the cum up their noses, lick it off the floor or lick it out of a toilet bowl. This is nothing like you have ever seen, my friends.

Of course, I don't know if the chicks on this site are dedicated professionals or just hard up for some cold, hard cash. I mean, the majority of these things these chicks do are really intense and show a level of dedication that you just can't find very many places. Before I visited this site, I never knew all the things that you could do with cum. This site has really given me an education.

Before I visited this site, cum was just something that flew out of my cock. Sure, it can be fun to watch your woman take a face full of it or swallow it, but generally speaking it was a substance that I wanted to keep off of me. I just don't like dealing with it anymore than I have to. But the chicks on this site not only enjoy it but they want to fucking bathe in it.

After I watched these dirty hoes do their tricks, I started thinking about all the things that they could start doing with the cum. Why limit yourself to gargling it, drinking it or licking it off the floor. I'm sure that there are a whole lot of different things that can be done with cum. So, if any of you girls from Sperm Suckers are reading this article, then allow me to show you other things that you could be doing with your man's spunk.

How about using it as glue for sticky-notes (excuse the pun), or as a hair styling product? Maybe you could use it as a salad dressing or as a condiment on your hot dogs. Hell, you might even be able to use it as a cleaning product. Who Knows?

It just goes to show you that cum is more versatile than you would have thought. And this is all thanks to the nasty chicks at Sperm Suckers. If it wasn't for their oral creativity, then we would never think that cum was anything more than the shit the we launched out of our cocks. Now, if you'll excuse me I have a little hot gluing to do.

Posted by David 07:14:00