30 Jan 2007

Why Teeth And Genitalia Aren't Compatible

The poster for Teeth. Love at first bite?

A lot of fuss is being made about this upcoming film, but really, there is no need to get so excited.

The wince-inducing idea of 'vagina dentata' is far from being a new one. Usually pushed forward as serious theory by theorist lunatics like Laura Mulvey, the idea of vaginas with the teeth is one that no man (or woman) really wants to think about too much even if it is obviously a completely fantastical idea.

The thing is though that the people making such a fuss about a film which is supposed to be utter crap anyway obviously have never seen any anime. Apparently you can't have a hentai or adult anime movie without some woman transforming her genitalia into some enormous monster.

Just go and have a look at Cartoon 69 or Hentai Key. If you can browse more than three movies without something along these lines happening then you will have done very well indeed.

It's alright for animated movies to do this type of thing though, but when it starts transforming into live action films then it starts to feel a little uncomfortable and makes me want to cross my legs. Fiction or not, I don't want to see it!

Posted by Steve 13:14:00