14 Nov 2007

The Passion gets gay porn remake

Kyle wasn't impressed by the production values.

One of the most consistent sources of amusement and entertainment with regard to porn is, of course, porn remakes of mainstream movies and the titles they end up with. It seems that porn producers are forever outdoing themselves.

Although the title of the gay porn remake of the miserable and frankly completely terrible Mel Gibson directed attempt to take over the world via the medium of film, if we're to believe this article, isn't very impressive, there's still amusement to be had here.

In fact, depending on how daring they are with this remake, it could end up being almost as controversial as the original film itself. And if it succeeds in pissing off Mel Gibson, then that can only be a bonus surely?

I do like one of the comments to this article that claims that this film doesn't need to be made seeing as though the original was one elongated exercise in sado-masichism and homoeroticism anyway. Good point.

But at least this version, although obviously not something that I'm interested in, won't probably leave you feeling slightly ill and wondering just why on earth people made such a fuss over such an execrable bag of crap anyway.

Anyway, what porn titles from recent movies can we expect soon? Good Fuck Chuck is a certainty, I'd say. Grindass? Possibly. The Golden Cumpass? You'd better believe it.

Posted by Steve 11:32:00