27 Sep 2007

Thongs

Sisqo, singer of the funniest song about thongs ever. Probably.

The thong is treated in a bizarre way in porn, isn't it? I mean, this is a medium that should appreciate clothing that is extremely revealing and can be left on during all manner of sex acts, or so you would expect.

MILF Thong Hunters for instance shows exactly what is really wrong with this genre of porn, if you could actually class thong content as being a 'genre' as such. I've yet to see a site that really uses it in an interesting way.

Some people hate the thong anyway, and that's not just when it's employed by a man. Men should NEVER wear thongs. You only have to look at the thong-connected swimsuit that Borat wore in promotion for the film of the same name to see that.

And you can see why people might hate it. It's so small so as to be practically pointless, especially when it comes to looking at an arse. I mean, I've never seen a girl remove a thong and thought it was a vast improvement.

In terms of porn, thong stuff tends to be completely pointless as well. What usually happens is that a couple of guys will find some 'amateurs' wearing thongs on the beach and then take them back to their place to film them 'modelling' thongs.

Then they drool over the girls for a bit before making them take the thongs off and fucking them. Complete waste of time and material.

Posted by Steve 16:01:00