17 Jul 2008

Verne Troyer Sex Tape

It's probably best not to ask him what he's been doing with those.

I don't know. You wait a very long time indeed for an extremely unlikely celebrity sex tape to be brought to the public's attention, and two come along at once. First it was Jimi Hendrix, and now....wait for it, it's Verne Troyer?!

I love the attitude that so many people have had towards the revelation that lawyers are wrangling over a sex tape starring Verne Troyer. So many people are all like, "What the fuck?! But he's a midget!" Well, amazingly, midgets have sex as well, y'know. Have you people ever seen Midget Cum?

He's still an unlikely star of a sex tape though compared to most of the people that have featured in them in the past. It makes a refreshing change though that a star isn't actually denying the existence of such a sex tape, but is instead arguing over the rights to it.

The surprise about this story is that Verne Troyer and his sexual adventures (clips of which have allegedly been seen online in the last week or so) aren't the subject of a bid from Vivid - they're usually like a rat up a drainpipe when it comes to these sex tapes!

The whole subject of celebrity sex tapes though is one that grows larger almost by the week, there are so many of them around these days. And it's not just sex tapes either, just ask Vanessa Hudgens and her naughty photo collection.

But whilst Verne Troyer might be in many people's eyes the most unlikely subject of such a leakage to date, one thing is certainly not up for argument - and that is that there will be a hell of a lotmore of these things out in the public domain before long.

Posted by Steve 10:32:00