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The Minion |
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The Minion is a hardcore site featuring possibly the least likely pornstars that you’ve ever seen. This guy is gross and disgusting, and doesn’t mind admitting either because he can still get all the chicks he wants.
He’s a pimp, you see, and knows that all the girls he fucks are looking for an easy way into the industry. Well, they’ll have to put up with his vile habits and flabby ass if they’re going to make it.
The Minion $34.99 / 30 days
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| Content Quality |
8.5 / 10 |
| Content Quantity |
6.6 / 10 |
| Exclusive Content |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download Speed |
4.1 / 05 |
| Navigation |
8.8 / 10 |
| Price / Value |
7.4 / 10
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Review
Scoring Criteria
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Initial Review : Sep 15, 2008
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The Minion Members Area Preview
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Content |
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TheMinion has around 55 updates, with videos and photo galleries in each of them. The images mostly display and a are available at a highest resolution of 1200x1600, although smaller images are available also.
Whilst the videos are available in WMV format only. The highest quality videos mostly display at 640x480 at 1050kbps. The site is updated on a weekly basis.
How the hell did these disgusting mounds become pornstars? And no, I’m not talking about the ladies before you try and be funny! I’m talking about the guy who calls himself The Minion and the friends he brings round to fuck an alarmingly willing succession of really stunning and popular pornstars.
I really would only presume that the likes of Riley Mason, Avy Lee Roth and Missy Monroe have been paid a LOT of money for the stuff they’re exposed to here.
It’s easy to dismiss TheMinion as a comedy site, and whilst there is a lot of gross humour here, there is also some surprisingly good (if messy) hardcore action from most of the performers involved.
Most of the fun here though is watching the girls and guys interact with each other and although it’s never quite clear why these girls would ever fuck these guys, this doesn’t make it any the less entertaining. I’ve never seen anything quite like it! |
User
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TheMinion is well presented throughout. The content is presented well – they don’t bother with video and photo gallery sections as all the updates here tend to contain both media. The download speeds are really quite good as well, even on the high definition broadband downloads.
The image quality was quite good too, but the update information left a lot to be desired. Great browsing options on the videos too, whilst the good browsing options have extended to the photo galleries recently as well. There’s a nice drop-down menu for all the models too. |
Conclusion |
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TheMinion certainly lives up to its billing as being quite unlike any hardcore site you’ve ever seen – mainly because most male stars have more pride than to behave like total slobs on film!
But everyone here is to be commended for contributing to such a bizarre and entertaining hardcore site that’s packed full as much with hardcore action as it is with sweaty and food-stained humour.
TheMinion has the following subscription fees:
$34.99 (1 month, recurring)
$54.99 (3 months, non-recurring) |
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