For those of you who love retro porn from days when you got your porn on VHS wrapped in a brown paper bag from a crummy looking shop round the corner, The Classic Porn is exactly the reminder that you would want! This site is packed full of porn from yesteryear!
Covering some of the industry’s most famous porn actresses and actors, with all the famous names included, it’s back to the 60s, 70s and 80s for you! And just think, you can watch these films now without having to put up with glances from behind the camera and dirty old men surrounding you’.
Review
This site currently contains 15803 videos featuring 5434 female porn stars and 2607 male porn stars. The videos are available in MP4 format with the best quality versions displaying at 750×576 (1300kbps). There are also over 11 538 pictures on the site but these are not high res pictures of course given their vintage nature. The site appears to be updated every 2 days.
You know, despite being someone who is old enough to remember quite a lot of the 80s, I’ve never really been one of those people who has been snobbish and said that ‘things were better way back when’. And bearing in mind that I know porn from this decade far better than that from twenty years ago, this is more the case.
But more so perhaps than any other retro site I’ve seen to date, The Classic Porn puts in a really quite compelling argument that porn might well have been a hell of a lot better back then. I guess it’s up to you! Before that debate flairs up though, there is a great and very large selection of videos to be getting on with here, with all the stars that you would expect to appear making an appearance. It’s got very regular updates as well, so the growth of the site is excellent.
The quality of the titles picked though is so good, and they were so much more inventive and experimental with their content back then as well. They had plots, but not so much that it distracted from the action. But it’s always nice to have something to justify the fucking!
Included with your membership is full access to Classic Porn Scenes and Retro Movie Archive.
User Interface
The navigation was pretty decent. There is a great Search function where you can search by pornstar, director, niche or year. The videos did have streaming and downloading options, on the plus side, but the site could still have done with more video options.
The update information was extremely good too with previews of upcoming updates. Download speeds were pretty slow on all formats due to the full files that were offered only, while there could probably have been more information about all of the updates here.
Conclusion
The Classic Porn is, dare I say it, a classic retro porn site. This really has been superbly put together – and when this network is required to bring together this type of non-exclusive video site, it really does manage to do it far better than it does for any of its other sites.
A fantastic selection of older movies here, with some really good titles intelligently selected, make this one of the very best retro sites I’ve ever seen. Hell, it was even good enough to have me wondering if things really were better back then! The site has also shown absolutely tremendous growth and got substantially bigger since our last look in 2012.
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