Smack My Bitch

OVERALL SCORE
8.5
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$2995

30 days

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Content Quality 9.2/10
Content Quantity 8.3/10
Exclusive Content 10.0/10
Download Speed 6.6/10
Navigation 8.4/10
Price / Value 8.5/10
How we calculate this score
Smack My Bitch is a rough hardcore site featuring mostly younger and amateur babes aged between 18 and 21. It promises to be a porn site with attitude and that is certainly what it appears to be!

This is a site where these girls are going to get it the hard way with no messing around. There is very hardcore sex, a bit of spanking and humiliation, and some really nasty facial cumshots that are certainly going to prove very hard to wash off!

Review

This site contains 720 video updates and 625 galleries at the moment, with most, but not all, of them containing videos and photo galleries, with photos varying in size between galleries. All image galleries can be downloaded in a ZIP file. Videos are available for download and streaming in WMV and Flash Player formats, displaying at a best of 1920×1080 (6500kbps) in their highest quality versions. The update schedule is not known.

Smack My Bitch might sound like a site that is going to be dealing with spanking and the suchlike, but it is more of a general hardcore site, actually. It’s not even all hardcore – there are a fair few solo masturbation and lesbian scenes too that actually don’t really feel like they fit in here. They are just not hard enough to go with the theme of this site and although they are nice, they were probably not quite worthy of inclusion as a result. But the hardcore stuff here is generally quite impressive.

In truth, most of it is no harder or softer than you would get on most hardcore sites, and this might be a disappointment to those who wanted outright stiff hardcore action. The models are mostly amateur European girls but you will certainly be wanting to see more of them in the future. There are 628 models in all on the site, with a few appearing more than once but most only appear on the single occasion. All content appears to be exclusive too, and the HD videos look very good indeed.

User Interface

The navigation here would definitely be improved by having separate video and photo indexes. By bunching them in the same index, you cannot therefore look specifically for videos or photos as easily as you would have liked to.

That said, with a really good index of all the models on the site on top of some impressive update information and a nice layout, things were generally quite good. Quicker download speeds would definitely be a nice improvement though.

Conclusion

Smack My Bitch is a really good site, I think, but I reckon that anyone making a beeline for this and hoping for some stiff hardcore action right the way through will probably be a little bit disappointed. It is best viewed as just a standard hardcore site.

It has its moments of slightly more extreme action and mixes in a few masturbation and lesbian scenes too, but this is really more for fans of XXX-rated action. Oh, and for those of you who want to see a collection of fresh new European beauties as well.

Membership fees:-

$29.95 (1 month, recurring)
$69.95 (3 months, non-recurring)

Smack My Bitch Site Facts

Videos
720
Photo sets
625
Models
628
Best video quality
Full HD (1080p)

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Smack My Bitch FAQ

Is Smack My Bitch worth it?

Yes, for most people. Smack My Bitch scores 8.5/10 in our review, well above average. It ranks #62 of the 223 18 - 23 porn sites we have reviewed. Its strongest point is exclusive content (10.0/10), its weakest download speed (6.6/10).

Is Smack My Bitch legit?

Smack My Bitch is a real membership site: Steve joined it and tested it for this review, first published on April 18, 2010 and last updated on November 1, 2019.

How much does Smack My Bitch cost?

Smack My Bitch costs $29.95 / 30 days through our link.

How many videos does Smack My Bitch have?

Smack My Bitch has 720 videos, 625 photo sets and 628 models. The best video quality is Full HD (1080p).

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