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21 Nov 2016

Serve A Helping Of Thanksgiving Sex

Serve A Helping Of Thanksgiving Sex

”I'd Love To Stuff Her Turkey!” - Photo Courtesy of FTV Girls

If you're like most people, you don't equate Thanksgiving with porn. That's okay, probably the only reason I do is because I'm somewhat of a pervert who thinks porn should be consumed everyday. Especially when it features a sexy pilgrim from FTV Girls.

Speaking of pilgrims and sex, did you know that this group of early American weren't as straight-laced as you would have thought. Sure, they had laws that harshly punished those who had sex outside the parameters of marriage—sometimes punishments that even included death. However, that didn't stop many of them from fucking before they got married.

You heard that correctly. A lot of pilgrims fucked before marriage. So many, in fact, that it is estimated that about 30% of puritanical women were pregnant when they got married. Now, these chicks weren't exactly FTV Girls but they were giving away the pussy!

Which is fascinating but not exactly what I wanted to talk about today. No, I wanted to talk about setting aside some sexual fun on Thanksgiving, either with a wife or girlfriend, or maybe just with yourself and some hot porn sites. Either way, it's a great way to keep the blood flowing after having that Thanksgiving feast.

However, I do have to warn you that if you plan of having a little holiday fun—as I am—then you are probably going to want to avoid over indulging first. That's because the huge amount of carbohydrates and cholesterol that is found in the typical American Thanksgiving feast is enough to kill just about any man's libido. If you don't believe me, then try to eat mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, sweet potatoes with bacon, squash casserole and green bean salad and then go fuck your wife. It probably won't go so well, or will at the very least be fucking disgusting.

Another thing that can destroy your libido on this holiday is alcohol. A little is alright and may even temporarily increase your libido but too much and you'll be passed out on the couch in front of the TV with your pants unbuttoned.

However, if you eat a sensible dinner and control your alcohol intake, then instead of watching the parades or football, then you can be fucking your woman or stroking it out in front of FTV Girls. Either way is a great way to reduce stress and get yourself ready for the stresses of the Christmas season—which starts with Black Friday and fucking goes on forever. Yeah, stroking one out on Thanksgiving is beginning to look more and more like a viable option this year. A better option than blowing up my credit card buying gifts for people I only see once a year.

Well, that does it for me guys. Come back and I'll help you get through Christmas and New Years with a smile on your face—all thanks to the porn I'm going to dig up for you. After all, nothing gets you through this season better than oodles and oodles of hot pussy served right to your computer, laptop, tablet or phone.

Posted by David 10:23:00

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