A Cougar Seduces

A cougar. Don’t expect to see an enclosure full of these at your local zoo.

Even after a couple of years of reviewing porn, enough time you would think for a person to have ‘seen it all’, some things in the industry still completely befuddle me.

The most recent such occurrence of my befuddlement was upon reviewing Seduced By A Cougar.

I was slightly concerned before I reviewed it that we’d been sent a site of rather unsavoury means. But my concern soon gave way to bemusement upon finding out that a ‘cougar’, in these circles, refers to a predatory mature MILF woman who cruises clubs looking for guys to shag. Where do they get these euphemisms from?

It’s not the first time a porn term has had me thinking something else completely.’I remember right back at the start of my porn reviewing ‘career’ (it seems wrong to even term reviewing porn a ‘career’!) that I was due to review an ATM site. I can’t remember the name exactly but it had ATM in the title. I thought to myself, « Must be porn shot on those security cameras they have in the machines when you take your money out. » D’oh.

‘Creampies’ initially had me thinking that it was a reference to food play or food fetish sites (why aren’t there more of these types of sites, by the way?), whilst I dare not even try and remember what I was thinking when I heard the term ‘camel toe’.

What it does show is that you learn something new every day and you can even learn things from porn!