Fuck That Machine

OVERALL SCORE
7.1
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$2995

30 days

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Content Quality 8.4/10
Content Quantity 6.1/10
Exclusive Content 0.0/10
Download Speed 8.4/10
Navigation 7.8/10
Price / Value 9.0/10
How we calculate this score
Fuck That Machine is a site that features ladies who are all grown up now but they still like to play with lots of toys ‘ except these toys are a galaxy away from Barbie and Sylvanian Families!

Dildo drills, Sybians and the infamous Plow are just some of the frightening machinated fuck machines that these girls are about to be penetrated by, and they’ll probably have rather a lot of fun at the same time!

Review

FuckThatMachine currently hosts 35 updates at the moment, all of which usually house videos and photo galleries, with these photos usually displaying at 800×600. The videos are available to stream or download in WMV and MPG formats and display at a best of 640×480 at 2000kbps in WMV. This site is no longer updated.

I’d love to think that the inventors that came up with some of the contraptions on Fuck That Machine did soon the back of a government grant or something, probably fooling them into thinking they were doing serious research.

Well, for the girls that have experienced machines like the Sybian, they probably think it WAS serious research because judging by some of the orgasmic responses recorded here, they are vital developments in their sex lives! I liked the fact that they didn’t just focus on the Sybian, but featured other great machines that have been knocked together to provide some extraordinary looking masturbation action, if that’s what you could call it.

With the likes of Kelly Kline, Leah Luv and Chloe Morgan on board too, the girls are certainly of a high enough calibre to demand you watch even if the machines didn’t intrigue you as much as they did me.

Bonus content comes in the form of tons of network bonus sites plus hundreds of (very good) photo galleries, live webcams, and loads of other videos from this network!

User Interface

This site has a good navigation that isn’t too problematic to get around, and is pretty familiar in layout to other sites in this network. I did notice that some links don’t seem to take you where you want to be for some reason and that many of the thumbnails weren’t displaying for some reason, but the indexes are extremely thoughtful and allow you to find exactly what you want. The update information is decent enough though and the video download speeds were rather good too.

Conclusion

Despite not being terribly impressed by the site’s navigation and lack of exclusive content, it won’t really matter too much if you haven’t seen much machine-based action anyway.

Fuck That Machine provides just that, but it is rather a small site right now and as you might expect, however there is a LOT of bonus content in the form of access to all other sites in this network. At the special discount price, this is well worth a look though.

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Is Fuck That Machine worth it?

Mostly. Fuck That Machine scores 7.1/10 in our review: a good site with a few weak spots. It ranks #3 of the 3 fucking machines porn sites we have reviewed. Its strongest point is price / value (9.0/10), its weakest exclusive content (0.0/10).

Is Fuck That Machine legit?

Fuck That Machine is a real membership site: Harry joined it and tested it for this review, first published on June 10, 2008 and last updated on November 29, 2010.

How much does Fuck That Machine cost?

Fuck That Machine costs $29.95 / 30 days through our link.

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